from the book

One minute you are young and carefree.  Then all a sudden, you find yourself turning down the radio volume in your car to see better.

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My wife has been missing for over a week now. The police told me to prepare for the worst. So, I went to Goodwill to get all her stuff back.

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My senior years are like looking both ways before you cross the street then, getting hit by an airplane.